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Lots of women like the Army because they can behave like men when it comes to sex and 18 months later they get to leave their slutty reputations behind. Any time you see any woman in uniform, there is a high likelihood that she is a slut. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

buttercup wrote:

i think two of you owe a lot of women in the military an apology.

I find myself amused by the possibility that I might be one of the two you were referring to. Therefore, if you didn't mean to include me, would you be kind enough to pretend that you did? Thank you.

TTIWWOP

buttercup wrote:

MC Escher wrote:

buttercup wrote:

i think two of you owe a lot of women in the military an apology.

I find myself amused by the possibility that I might be one of the two you were referring to. Therefore, if you didn't mean to include me, would you be kind enough to pretend that you did? Thank you.

next time, bend over further.

If you'd quit trying to sniff my ass, how far over I'm bent wouldn't be an issue.

axe wrote:

fahrvergnugen wrote:

you will understand that it is the military that owes me an apology.

I didn't know you were in the service, Farber.

He wasn't. He thinks they owe him an apology for not accepting him due to "mental deficiencies"

Dancer, I think you mean to edit your last sentence.

I've never been in service, and now that I'm married I can't remember whether I ever acted irresponsibly.  However if a guy like me had happened in that misspent youth to bump into girls in uniform now and then, he might find them very accomodating.

Those might just be jag girls though.

chiscot wrote:

there is no reason to call Dancer such boorish names.

Really?
I think there IS.

I also smite you for being a putz. Feel free to return the favor.




You know... the problem with probably 90% of you people is that you have so successfully isolated yourselves in here that you are completely unaware of what flaming assholes you have turned into. Frankly, it's long past time that you were told that.

I'll tell you what...


If either your lawyer friend or your gun toting Cisco salesman disagrees with either of my premises, I'll immediately leave on my own. Otherwise, you are invited to shut the fuck up and not argue with your elders.

Last edited by MC Escher (08-25-2007 12:29 AM)

Wow, what a flaming prick.

YOU were the one who attached negative connotations to recreational sex. Not me.
So please....

Riiiiight, repeated use of the word "slut" is a -positive- connotation.  You'd piss me off if it weren't so bloody obvious that you're deliberately trolling.

And for the record?  I will personally feel honored to absorb the full weight of being labelled the "coward" by requesting that the flaming prick in question be banned.  Cause if this board is indeed "insulated" from leprous cankerous orifices like that MC guy, I prefer to remain insulated.

Qwinn

Last edited by Qwinn (08-25-2007 12:48 AM)

The REASON you are a coward is because you fear what you don't understand.

What, I don't understand you?  Please.  You don't even understand yourself, seeing as you can claim you're not a troll while simultaneously sporting a signature line that proudly asserts the fact that you are one.  Or do you think troll means something other than someone who goes on a board to deliberately piss people off with the intent of getting banned?

Tell ya what, apologize to Dancer for your completely inappropriate and unprovoked insults, or besa mi culo, pendejo.

Qwinn

Last edited by Qwinn (08-25-2007 01:23 AM)

Apparently you have me at a disadvantage, seeing as I don't know who you are, and as far as I can tell, you signed up on this board a week or two ago, a week or two in which I've been very much inactive.

And yet here you are, claiming you know me so well.  For YEARS, in fact.

1)  Which means you've either been lurking, snarling your lip and stroking your ego knowing that you could tear apart our silly misconceptions if you deigned to actually, you know, argue your position... but so much easier to hold onto your own superior positions if they're never challenged, right? or

2)  You -have- posted, under another name, but now choose to hide under an alias.  At some point, you acquired too much baggage (most likely due to being the colossally arrogant prick you clearly are), so you decided to hide behind the anonymity of the internet, and then return insulting and smiting everyone within reach.

Either one of those possibilities is so brave and all.  Really.  How it shames me to be dubbed a coward by someone as manly and secure as yourself.

Qwinn

PS- Qwinn, I love you

MC Escher wrote:

You know... the problem with probably 90% of you people is that you have so successfully isolated yourselves in here that you are completely unaware of what flaming assholes you have turned into. Frankly, it's long past time that you were told that.

This just in: NPB is full of flaming assholes.  Thanks for the bulletin, Dr. Phil.  I suppose it's escaped your notice that the board got started precisely because most people who post here were, um, assholes, who got banned from elsewhere.

Now, if you'll kindly let us know who the 10% are that are holding out, we'll ban them.

For you.  Just so you'll feel more at home.