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#1 12-16-2007 12:46 PM
#2 12-16-2007 03:58 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: zombie survival quiz
Sorry, chicot - One of the reasons for my high score (77%) was taking care of No. 1 and not having to go around the blue marble saving other people who could not or would not take care of themselves. Good luck and Godspeed.
After the zombies show up, looks like Thundersnow and I will be the only ones left on NPB. For some reason, that fact scares me more than getting eaten by the reanimated dead.
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#3 12-16-2007 04:24 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: zombie survival quiz
Thing is, I know how valuable a trained citizenry is and over the past few years, I have been training a number of individuals, some have even posted here. They are armed and prepared as I am not waiting until the apocalypse to develop my own private army. They are already out there.
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#4 12-16-2007 04:45 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: zombie survival quiz
chiscot wrote:
See, even if it's one of these pre-trained Lazlo troopers already out there that saves me,
His name is Robert Paulson.
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#5 12-16-2007 05:53 PM
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Re: zombie survival quiz
61%.
I would knowlingly look for my kids if they weren't with me.
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#6 12-16-2007 06:58 PM
- Agent KP7
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Re: zombie survival quiz
I got your back Ray (if you happen to be in the room, otherwise... not so much)
78% here.
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#7 12-16-2007 07:06 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: zombie survival quiz
Thanks, man.
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#8 12-16-2007 07:40 PM
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Re: zombie survival quiz
That same quiz site has "How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight."
I can take 22, apparently.
Oh, and I have a 68% zombie survival chance.
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#9 12-16-2007 07:55 PM
- Raoul Duke
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73% here. And evidently I could beat up 26 five year olds.
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#10 12-16-2007 08:04 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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I am noticing a trend. If we increase our sample size, I wonder what the relationship of zombie survival % is to that of the number of five year olds we could beat up. I could take on 28, according to the scientific survey.
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#11 12-16-2007 08:06 PM
- Raoul Duke
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I've never had the opportunity to test either in real life. I only know a few five year olds - and parents are such milquetoasts these days.
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#12 12-16-2007 08:12 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Duke, take out an ad in the local elementary schools' newspapers and PTA announcements.
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#13 12-16-2007 08:43 PM
- devilether96
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Re: zombie survival quiz
I can take on 28 5 year olds but my zombie survival score was 52%. Lack of firearms/firearm experience and being located in NYC were my downfalls I think.
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#14 12-16-2007 08:45 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: zombie survival quiz
You are throwing off the curve.
Get some firearms training. Even if you can't possess them in NYC, there will be plenty of opportunities for pick up items in the event of civil unrest.
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#15 12-16-2007 09:00 PM
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Re: zombie survival quiz
i can take 31 five year olds but only a 56% chance of survival
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#16 12-16-2007 09:14 PM
- devilether96
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Re: zombie survival quiz
Karl Lazlo, Esq. wrote:
You are throwing off the curve.
Get some firearms training. Even if you can't possess them in NYC, there will be plenty of opportunities for pick up items in the event of civil unrest.
I'm en route to such training. Guy I've been dealing w/ at work has offered to bring me along and/or help me find a range out on LI I can go to. By time the zombies arrive I'll have the proper training.
At least, according to that same site, if i were to die today my corpse would be worth $4225. Not bad considering the booze test deemed me an alcoholic
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