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#1 05-21-2008 02:13 AM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
- Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool
- From: CT
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I think you're the father of one of my kids.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, "Do you know me?" She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave. -Dr. Lyle Rossiter
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#2 05-21-2008 02:55 AM
- Jezebel
- Ouch ouch you're on my hair
- From: Maryland
- Registered: 02-17-2004
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids.
Daddy'o:If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns it was you...Jezebel
Turd_Ferguson:But I won't fling their poo. That's disgusting. I'll be flinging my own, thank you.
Also, ADD makes it easy to multi-task.-Tatange
"Live Life or Die Tryin"
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#3 05-21-2008 04:13 AM
- JRoyC07
- In disgusted awe
- From: NH
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids.
+1
Made better becuase I initially thought it was a true story you were telling us.
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#4 05-21-2008 04:46 AM
- dgm
- Lovey, would you fetch me another coconut?
- From: Dirty Jersey
- Registered: 08-20-2003
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids.
What makes you think it's not?
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