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#26 07-21-2008 06:44 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Seabird wrote:
Oh c'mon now! There's nothing wrong with having it a little rare.
http://z.about.com/d/bbq/1/5/Z/K/steak_rare.jpg
Chunky marinara for the win
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#27 07-21-2008 06:45 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
That looks like the steak I had last night.
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#28 07-21-2008 06:53 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Reminds me of Carmageddon and a track called Beef Curtains.
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#29 07-21-2008 07:32 PM
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#30 07-21-2008 07:48 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
lol... I used to live with some roommates and one evening i came home drunk. The first bathroom was being used and normally it was no big deal to sneak into the master bedroom to take a leak when there wasn't a fuck-lock on the door. Needless to say I was surprised... and disgusted my roommate turned around mid-felatio and looked like a lion that had been gorging itself on a zebra.
There are some things you just cannot unsee. It haunts my dreams to this day.
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I'm religious right and would be happy to vote for dems if they weren't a bunch of baby'killin-tree'huggin-homo'humpin-no'plan'havin-grab'my'cash-united'nations'suckin-terrorist'appeasin-pussies -- JIMP
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#31 07-21-2008 07:52 PM
- dgm
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Evollusion wrote:
my roommate turned around mid-felatio and looked like a lion that had been gorging itself on a zebra.
You mean mid-cunnilingus.
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#32 07-21-2008 07:53 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
dgm wrote:
You mean mid-cunnilingus.
Unless Evo's roomie was sucking a bloody dick...
Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave. -Dr. Lyle Rossiter
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#33 07-21-2008 07:58 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Karl Lazlo, Esq. wrote:
dgm wrote:
You mean mid-cunnilingus.
Unless Evo's roomie was sucking a bloody dick...
WTF kind of "roommates" did you have Evo???
And you guys want to ban ME??? The fuck??? 
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#34 07-21-2008 08:15 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Karl Lazlo, Esq. wrote:
dgm wrote:
You mean mid-cunnilingus.
Unless Evo's roomie was sucking a bloody dick...
"..not that there's anything wrong with that."
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#35 07-21-2008 09:04 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
You know... when God is against some things I have a hard time following them, but this... this is something I'm right in line on.
Red wings are nasty.
What no person has a right to is to delude others into the belief that faith is something of no great significance, or that it is an easy matter, whereas it is the greatest and most difficult of all things - Kierkegaard
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#36 07-21-2008 10:28 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
dgm wrote:
Evollusion wrote:
my roommate turned around mid-felatio and looked like a lion that had been gorging itself on a zebra.
You mean mid-cunnilingus.
Yes... that word...
I'm religious right and would be happy to vote for dems if they weren't a bunch of baby'killin-tree'huggin-homo'humpin-no'plan'havin-grab'my'cash-united'nations'suckin-terrorist'appeasin-pussies -- JIMP
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#37 07-22-2008 03:51 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
A year or so ago, I had a groupie of sorts that was damn near insatiable. Sure, she was a psycho, drank more than me, crazy, and did I mention psycho? Anyway, we fucked so much over the course of a week or so it brought her monthly maintenance on a week early. While I was, umm, mid-coitus. Naturally I'm jack hammering away, having a grand old time, but something was a bit different... and smelled a bit funny. When I flipped the lights on, i saw the stain, and promptly ran to the shower (at her place.)
After scrubbing my junk, I went back into her room where she's trying to change the sheets, apologizing, etc. Put my clothes on and told her I was gonna catch a smoke. Disappeared out the back door. Boy, was she pissed.
There's my Tucker Max-style story of the day.
"If I'm not killing a man, then I'm either practicing killing a man or getting drunk. Sometimes I do both." HST
i just hope some day i win the lottery so i can hire a midget to headbutt him in the nuts --VW TANK
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#38 07-22-2008 03:52 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Tucker Max... the ultimate asshole we all wish we could be.
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#39 07-22-2008 04:10 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
dgm wrote:
Tucker Max... the ultimate asshole we all wish we could be.
Never heard the name before.
Max wrote:
10:06: The people at my table begin talking about energy healing. Everyone is mesmerized by a girl who took a class in it. I tell them that energy healing is a worthless and solipsistic pseudo-science. They think energy healing is a real science because the instructor of the girl's class went to Harvard. One guy calls it a "legitimate, certifiable science," while making air quotes with his fingers. I tell them that they are all (while imitating his air quotes) "legitimate, certifiable idiots" because they believe in horse-shit like energy healing. Two girls call me close-minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded that their brains leaked out. They all glare at me with disapproval. I hate everyone at my table.
I was he.
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#40 07-22-2008 08:04 PM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
TM is always good for a laugh... no matter how many times I read that site, it never gets old.
I'm religious right and would be happy to vote for dems if they weren't a bunch of baby'killin-tree'huggin-homo'humpin-no'plan'havin-grab'my'cash-united'nations'suckin-terrorist'appeasin-pussies -- JIMP
I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober
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#41 07-23-2008 04:08 AM
- Turd_Ferguson
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Evollusion wrote:
TM is always good for a laugh... no matter how many times I read that site, it never gets old.
Agreed.
His book is singularly the most morally reprehensible thing I've ever read. It fucking kicked ass. His adventures, embellished or not have some similarities to my own, specifically the shining moments of "how the fuck did I get so goddamned drunk that I:
A. I slept with that woman
B. Made it out alive
C. Didn't get arrested
D. All of the above.
"If I'm not killing a man, then I'm either practicing killing a man or getting drunk. Sometimes I do both." HST
i just hope some day i win the lottery so i can hire a midget to headbutt him in the nuts --VW TANK
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#42 07-23-2008 08:59 PM
Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Turd_Ferguson wrote:
A year or so ago, I had a groupie of sorts that was damn near insatiable. Sure, she was a psycho, drank more than me, crazy, and did I mention psycho? Anyway, we fucked so much over the course of a week or so it brought her monthly maintenance on a week early. While I was, umm, mid-coitus. Naturally I'm jack hammering away, having a grand old time, but something was a bit different... and smelled a bit funny. When I flipped the lights on, i saw the stain, and promptly ran to the shower (at her place.)
After scrubbing my junk, I went back into her room where she's trying to change the sheets, apologizing, etc. Put my clothes on and told her I was gonna catch a smoke. Disappeared out the back door. Boy, was she pissed.
There's my Tucker Max-style story of the day.
Into golden showers too?!
This is a required video!
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#43 07-24-2008 06:40 AM
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Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Not in the least. Smite.
"If I'm not killing a man, then I'm either practicing killing a man or getting drunk. Sometimes I do both." HST
i just hope some day i win the lottery so i can hire a midget to headbutt him in the nuts --VW TANK
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#44 07-24-2008 07:03 PM
Re: I think my tongue just came in my mouth
Turd_Ferguson wrote:
Not in the least. Smite.
You almost made me puke. That is one of the worst smells in the world.
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