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#1 07-22-2008 01:28 PM
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Damn cat
So recently our cat "Kitty" has been ignoring her litterbox that has been in the same bathroom for over 2 fucking years. She has now decided that the KITCHEN CABINETS is where she would like to shit and piss.
I can't get her to shit in the litterbox anymore. Throwing her outside won't work because the previous owner decided to de-claw her and I can't let her out there defenseless. I can shut the cabinets all the way and she STILL finds away in. I don't feel like putting child locks on there because well, she'll just find somewhere else to shit. I'm at a loss.
Anyway, my question is this.
BBQ or Grill?
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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#2 07-22-2008 01:32 PM
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Re: Damn cat
BBQ takes a hours to do. Grilling is quicker and used for different purposes. Do you mean gas vs charcoal? Bite your cat, then throw the cat in the tub and pee on it. Show it who owns your place.
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#3 07-22-2008 01:35 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Pan seared?
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#4 07-22-2008 01:37 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Maybe some Kitty Jambalaya.
On a more serious note though, WTF should I do?
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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#5 07-22-2008 01:42 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Get a dog.
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#6 07-22-2008 01:45 PM
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Re: Damn cat
I hate cats.
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#7 07-22-2008 01:51 PM
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Re: Damn cat
zukiphile wrote:
Get a dog.
I have two dogs
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#8 07-22-2008 01:52 PM
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Get a rifle?
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#9 07-22-2008 01:57 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Cats whose toilet habits change are trying to tell you something.
Sometimes it's a health issue. Other times it's an issue with some change in the environment, like a new person or pet in the house.
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#10 07-22-2008 01:59 PM
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Re: Damn cat
dgm wrote:
Cats whose toilet habits change are trying to tell you something.
Sometimes it's a health issue. Other times it's an issue with some change in the environment, like a new person or pet in the house.
Nope. Neither one. Things have been the same since we moved in.
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#11 07-22-2008 02:01 PM
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Re: Damn cat
You haven't changed brands of cat litter have you?
I got some that my cats plain refused to use. There were protest shittings on the floor right next to the litterbox.
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#12 07-22-2008 02:17 PM
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Re: Damn cat
You know T, in some circles I am known as The Cat Whisperer. If you like, I can come over and handle this little issue for you and I guarantee that "Kitty" will never shit in your cabinets again. 
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#13 07-22-2008 02:20 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Seabird wrote:
You know T, in some circles I am known as The Cat Whisperer. If you like, I can come over and handle this little issue for you and I guarantee that "Kitty" will never shit in your cabinets again.
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#14 07-22-2008 02:25 PM
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Re: Damn cat
dgm wrote:
You haven't changed brands of cat litter have you?
I got some that my cats plain refused to use. There were protest shittings on the floor right next to the litterbox.
Nope. Nothing has changed.
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#15 07-22-2008 02:26 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Nothing..... Other than your cat is shitting and pissing in your cabinets.
You've taken the cat to the vet for a check-up since it started?
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#16 07-22-2008 02:35 PM
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Re: Damn cat
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Nothing..... Other than your cat is shitting and pissing in your cabinets.
You've taken the cat to the vet for a check-up since it started?
Yup. She has allergies, but that's nothing new....she's always had them.
It's almost as if she's confused as to where she could be going but NOTHING has changed. It's in the same location, same litter, same food, same household, same everything.
Could she be going crazy? Seriously crazy?
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#17 07-22-2008 02:41 PM
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How old?
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#18 07-22-2008 02:41 PM
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Re: Damn cat
5 or so
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#19 07-22-2008 02:43 PM
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Kitty Alzheimer's? I heard they can get that.
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#20 07-22-2008 03:04 PM
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Re: Damn cat
My best advice is to drop Pell an email. When it comes to dog issues, I'm really good with those. Cats are Pell's arena. In the dog world, it means that she needs to go to the vet. Track her eating and drinking for a day, and get thee to the vet. She's trying to tell you something. When Lilly does her business beside the cat box, not in it, it means that (in her little kitty mind) the litter needs changing, even if the box was cleaned that day.
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#21 07-22-2008 03:33 PM
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Re: Damn cat
UTI?
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#22 07-22-2008 03:35 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Karl Lazlo, Esq. wrote:
UTI?
I don't usually ask women those questions, and further...
Ah. the cat. of course.
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#23 07-22-2008 03:37 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Dancer wrote:
My best advice is to drop Pell an email. When it comes to dog issues, I'm really good with those. Cats are Pell's arena. In the dog world, it means that she needs to go to the vet. Track her eating and drinking for a day, and get thee to the vet. She's trying to tell you something. When Lilly does her business beside the cat box, not in it, it means that (in her little kitty mind) the litter needs changing, even if the box was cleaned that day.
Yea, she used to shit in the bathtub when her litterbox got dirty, but when we changed it she was fine. Now she won't step foot in there.
Maybe she likes to privacy of the cabinets more 
She goes in on one side, traverses the cabinets all the way around the kitchen to the other side, then shits there. Then she opens the closest door and hops out.
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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#24 07-22-2008 03:38 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Get her a litterbox with a cover.
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#25 07-22-2008 03:38 PM
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Re: Damn cat
Put a curtain around the litterbox.
edit - or a cover. 
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