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Jimi.

Esmerelda

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No. 6 wrote:

Juan

You suck at F1.

Turd_Ferguson wrote:

Silly_me wrote:

No. 6 wrote:

Juan

You suck at F1.

Yeah, well if my name was Juan Pablo Montoya, the whole world could kiss my ass.

It would certainly be big enough.

Edit:

From sniff petrol:

sniff petrl wrote:

The writing was on the wall for Montoya, yesterday

The recent news that Juan Pieman Montoya will quit Formula 1 and move to the US to compete in the 2007 NASCAR series has left the F1 paddock in a state of some bemusement. However, Sniff Petrol can now exclusively reveal some of the background to the Columbian driver's sudden and very public defection. "Juan Pablo's decision to race in America next year is actually pretty easy to explain," said one source close to the McLaren driver. "It can be summed up in one word… portions. When he crashed out early in last month's Grand Prix at Indianapolis that gave him more time to consider the opportunities that he could have in the United States. Opportunities like having an extra side of fries, getting up to six extra toppings on his pizza or going super sized for just 50c more".

Other sources say that, having been relieved of driving duties for McLaren, the heavy set driver is already mentally preparing for what awaits him across the Atlantic. "Montoya knows he will have a lot of adapting to do," said one insider. "For example, in Europe chips are what the Americans call fries. For them chips are what Europeans know as crisps. It's that kind of significant difference that he's going to have to get to grips with pretty fast."

However, although the challenges could be huge, the well padded racer's rewards for competing in NASCAR could be equally large. "You can do pretty well outta NASCAR," said one seasoned commentator. "As well as a basic salary of up to $5m, Montoya could expect up to $10m in endorsements from companies such as Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Dunkin' Donuts".
Spies say that Montoya has already begun celebrating such a potentially lucrative move with three burgers, two chicken fillet sandwiches, a couple of steaks, a family size serving of fries and a Diet Coke.

Last edited by Silly_me (08-18-2006 04:29 PM)

JP wrote:

Jezebel wrote:

JP wrote:

Esmerelda

that's my work name!

lol... im sorry!

I just thought it was a funny quinkydink!

Andy here. Just found this place by hitting a link in Tylers sig. I will basically be a lurker.

Hey everyone, I'm Scott. How do I get to where we discuss politics? Thanks!

We have a pretty tight group here Scott. Noobs are welcome, but you do have a couple of hoops to jump through. It helps weed out the bots, tools and conspiracy whackjobs. Start a new thread in here introducing yourself (who you are, what you do, how'd you find us, etc...).

Brings snacks.

Liam - read the post directly above your's.

Bita

I don't do windows and everyone can get their own damn drinks.

SmidgeLeft wrote:

Bita

I don't do windows and everyone can get their own damn drinks.

You'll get my drink bitch and you'll like it.