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#1 10-14-2004 08:27 PM
- Jezebel
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Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
EW!
Daddy'o:If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns it was you...Jezebel
Turd_Ferguson:But I won't fling their poo. That's disgusting. I'll be flinging my own, thank you.
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#2 10-14-2004 09:04 PM
- npboards
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Re: Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
Maybe I'm asking a question that I really don't want to know the answer to but here goes.... can someone defecate so fast that one can't dodge it? I mean shouldn't a guard be situationally aware enough to notice that someone is dropping trou and pointing their bung in their general direction and/or squatting over them??
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#3 10-14-2004 09:59 PM
- Carbon_Fibre
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Re: Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
Saab is a first name in the Netherlands?
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#4 10-14-2004 11:24 PM
- dgm
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Re: Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
Mmm.... Aerosol Diarrhea.
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#5 10-14-2004 11:38 PM
- maxor
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Re: Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
Damn, I hope I don't confront any epileptic shoplifters.
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