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#1 10-21-2004 11:58 PM
#2 10-22-2004 12:07 AM
- ChrisMD
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Turd Ferguson wrote:
No, really, I'm sure Golfs and GTI's are great. Jettas, OTOH, are contorting at best... :brow:
One just needs to be creative.
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#3 10-22-2004 12:37 AM
- DenimA4CVT
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
VW "Lovers wanted"!! :thumbup: :thumbup: 
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#4 10-22-2004 12:38 AM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
ChrisMD wrote:
Turd Ferguson wrote:
No, really, I'm sure Golfs and GTI's are great. Jettas, OTOH, are contorting at best... :brow:
One just needs to be creative.
agreed
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#5 10-22-2004 12:56 AM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
^ sure when your driving but what about when your parked?
Golf > Jetta
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#6 10-22-2004 12:43 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Jettas, OTOH, are contorting at best... :brow:
Heh, you should try a saturn
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#7 10-22-2004 05:28 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Silly_me wrote:
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Jettas, OTOH, are contorting at best... :brow:
Heh, you should try a saturn
(i had an SC2 before the Jetta. :shock: :oops: )
The VW mouse fuzz is by far less conductive of carpet burns than the cardboardesque coverings used in the plastic GM
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#8 10-22-2004 05:47 PM
- Tyler
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Try it in a Miata......you have to be a contortionist.
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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#9 10-22-2004 06:18 PM
- DenimA4CVT
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
I am curious to have sex in a Smart For2. :oops: :oops:
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#10 10-22-2004 09:18 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
You know, the underwear in those pictures is a nice touch. I guess to show naked blow up dolls would just be obscene. :laugh:
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#11 10-22-2004 09:49 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
baomo wrote:
Golf > Jetta
IT'S TRUE!!!
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Heh, I prefer the "Ill sit hear, lean the driver's seat all the way down and back, you do your thing, lady" position...
sounds like someone likes bad car sex 
you know it's MUCH better in the passenger seat, right?
Lime fucking green.
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#12 10-22-2004 10:14 PM
Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
My guy in the passenger seat of my NB, seat cranked all the way back, me on my knees... Yep, been there, done that -- last week.
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#13 10-22-2004 11:50 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Make love? If you are having sex in a car, you're fucking.
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#14 10-23-2004 12:05 AM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
The Mutha wrote:
My guy in the passenger seat of my NB, seat cranked all the way back, me on my knees... Yep, been there, done that -- last week.
you sound fun.
but come on, you couldn't have been comfortable in the NB.
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#15 10-23-2004 12:53 AM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Pre facelifted Beetle has the worse headrest and seat design ever, both for long trips and sex. I have tried both! No wonder VW finally redesigned the "hole" headrests into fully padded ones after 04, however, they still haven't fixed the damn unsupportive seats. :thumbdow: :roll:
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#16 10-24-2004 04:52 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Raoul Duke wrote:
Make love? If you are having sex in a car, you're fucking.
so true!!!!!
Lime fucking green.
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#17 10-24-2004 04:58 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Best car to have sex in (or fucking, if you are R Duke) is a rental.
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#18 10-24-2004 05:00 PM
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
Karl Lazlo, Esq. wrote:
Best car to have sex in (or fucking, if you are R Duke) is a rental.
ew...but imagine who else has done it in there :Puke:
i'm not a big fan of my parts touching where some other
random person's parts have touched...
again, i say, :Puke:
Lime fucking green.
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#19 10-24-2004 05:22 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: Golf V best car to make love in.
That's why I always travel with a blacklight and luminol.
Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave. -Dr. Lyle Rossiter
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