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#1 11-14-2005 05:44 PM
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Need a slogan?
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Langs
A few of the slogans I've come up with: 
Go To Work On A Langs.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Langs?
With A Name Like Langs, It Has To Be Good.
There's Only One Langs.
Just Like Langs Used To Make.
Leaves Your Jez Minty not Mediciney.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Doh.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Lazlo Overnight.
It Makes Your Obin Smack.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Dave it is!
3-in-1 Protection for your p0che
All Golfstrom, All The Time.
Where's The Jennifer?
Built Lello Tough.
Snap into an Ironsun!
Ho Ho Ho, Green Maxor.
It's Zuki Time!
Did Somebody Say Raoul?
I'm Cuckoo For Daddy'o.
The Best Targo A Man Can Get.
They're Yummy For Your Pablo.
A Jimp Works Wonders.
You Like Vwvan. Vwvan Likes You.
You Can Be Sure of Kaiser.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Inurb.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Silly!
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#2 11-14-2005 05:47 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
LANGS- when all the good stuff is already taken.
LANGS- better than nothin'
LANGS-your friends prolly won't find out.
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#3 11-14-2005 06:10 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
haha now thats some fun stuff
Daddy'o:If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns it was you...Jezebel
Turd_Ferguson:But I won't fling their poo. That's disgusting. I'll be flinging my own, thank you.
Also, ADD makes it easy to multi-task.-Tatange
"Live Life or Die Tryin"
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#4 11-14-2005 06:21 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Two Hours of Nando for just two calories...
I'm Only Here For The Nando...
Hmm, Im enjoying this tehehehe
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#5 11-14-2005 06:24 PM
- Karl Lazlo, Esq.
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Re: Need a slogan?
Wouldn't You Rather Be Lazlo?
Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded. Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave. -Dr. Lyle Rossiter
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#6 11-14-2005 06:27 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
No. 6 wrote:
3-in-1 Protection for your p0che
So much funnier because "poche" can be slang for "nutsack"!
By-tor... Knight of darkness!
Centurion of evil,
the Devil's Prince!
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#7 11-14-2005 06:28 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Make room for the T
Built T tough
If You Like A Lot Of T On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club
More T Please
Nobody Does It Like T
Have You Had Your T Today?
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
It's not the destination, it's the ride
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#8 11-14-2005 06:30 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
The good Daddy'o kids go for.
That doesn't sound too good.
Daddy'o- cuz the internet isn't as interesting without assholes.
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#9 11-14-2005 06:32 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Nothing comes between me and my Tank
No-one does chicken like Tank
"This may be the first (nay, second) time I've ever 100% agreed with Tank" -elliot
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#10 11-14-2005 07:03 PM
- Tyler
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Re: Need a slogan?
T-bag anyone?
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
It's not the destination, it's the ride
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#11 11-15-2005 08:45 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
first try:
get busy with the jennifer
then:
don't forget the jennifer, mum.
just like langs used to make.
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#12 11-15-2005 11:52 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Make Room for the Salt.
The Science Of Salt.
Don't Just Book It, Salt It.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Salt.
America's Most Trusted Salt.
How Do You Eat Your Salt?
Vorsprung Durch Salt.
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#13 11-16-2005 05:55 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Life Should Taste As Good As Tatange.
Drinka Pinta Tatange A Day.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Tatange.
It's That Tatange Feeling.
Live in Your Tatange, Play in Ours.
You Too Can Have A Tatange Like Mine.
Some of these make me sound perverted.
I have a new attitude. Fuck it all, and let the coal dust fall.
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#14 11-18-2005 08:02 PM
- Pellonpekko
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Re: Need a slogan?
Go On, Get Your Pellonpekko Out.:snowman:
I guess if I lack coordination and motor skills, I can always destroy things.
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#15 11-18-2005 10:08 PM
- kaiser
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Re: Need a slogan?
is it live or is it kaiser ?
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#16 11-19-2005 02:23 AM
- Crash6
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Re: Need a slogan?
- A Day Without Crash6 is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
- The Crash6 Of A New Generation.
- Please Don't Squeeze The Crash6.
- The Crash6 That Likes To Say Yes.
- Moms Like You Choose Crash6.
:banana:
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
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#17 11-19-2005 05:10 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
I'm not Just the Jezebel, I'm a Member.
A Day Without Jezebel is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
It's How Jezebel Is Done.
Do You, uh, Jezebel?
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Jezebel.
Daddy'o:If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns it was you...Jezebel
Turd_Ferguson:But I won't fling their poo. That's disgusting. I'll be flinging my own, thank you.
Also, ADD makes it easy to multi-task.-Tatange
"Live Life or Die Tryin"
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#18 11-19-2005 05:13 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Jezebel wrote:
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Jezebel.
Couldn't have said it better myself. The beautiful pert, anyways.
I have a new attitude. Fuck it all, and let the coal dust fall.
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#19 11-19-2005 05:19 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Jezebel wrote:
I'm not Just the Jezebel, I'm a Member.
A Day Without Jezebel is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
It's How Jezebel Is Done.
Do You, uh, Jezebel?
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Jezebel.
hahhahahah!
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#20 11-19-2005 05:45 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
My favs:
I'm not Just the Dave, I'm a Member.
Now with 50% more Dave!
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Dave?
Dave Just Feels Right.
Taste the Dave. :hyper:
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Dave.
The Dave That Eats Like A Meal.
An Army of Dave.
A Glass and a Half in Every Dave.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Dave. :no:
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Dave. :burns:
Dave, the Other White Meat. 
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Your Flexible Dave. :mark:
And finally...
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#21 11-19-2005 02:32 PM
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Re: Need a slogan?
There are some good funny ones here, none in my post...
Your Friendly Fahrvergnugen
Are you Farfrompoopin'? Get Fahrvergnugen!
#22 02-15-2006 02:31 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
1. You don't know ownage until you meet a wildabeast.
2. 1 N00b enters, 12 n00bs leave.
3. I sold our souls and dignity to charity.
4. You aren't tired until you have to balance yourself to keep from falling off the door.
5. If Bush isn't trying to stop terrorism, it's officially the apocalypse.
Pretty fun, pretty fun.
Do I really need a signature these days?
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#23 02-15-2006 05:05 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
dgm wrote:
My favs:
I'm not Just the Dave, I'm a Member.
Now with 50% more Dave!
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Dave?
Dave Just Feels Right.
Taste the Dave. :hyper:
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Dave.
The Dave That Eats Like A Meal.
An Army of Dave.
A Glass and a Half in Every Dave.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Dave. :no:
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Dave. :burns:
Dave, the Other White Meat.
Your Flexible Dave. :mark:
And finally...
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You stole all my slogans.
Q: What's the difference between Dick Cheney & Sarah Palin?
A: When Sarah Palin shoots a lawyer he stays down.
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#24 02-15-2006 05:07 AM
- dgm
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Re: Need a slogan?
YOUR NAME ISN'T DAVE!!! :Dgm:
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#25 02-25-2006 03:06 AM
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Re: Need a slogan?
Oh isn't it? You have to remember that question whenever it presents itself...*runs into shadows*
Do I really need a signature these days?
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