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George W. Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same
barbershop at the  same time while stopping for a little touchup while
campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different
barbers, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to
start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry
reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly
held up his hand, smiled, and said, "No thanks, Johnny! My wife,
Teresa (Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think I've been gallivanting
in a whorehouse!" Everyone in his entourage laughed.

The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want
any tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?" Bush replied, "No, go
ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like!"


:laugh: