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#1 06-09-2004 01:15 PM
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breaking news...beavis caught !
DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. (2 pages)
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#2 06-09-2004 01:33 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
Thaks for the real-deal LOL on that one!
Color that hair blond, and this guy's got a whole new, semi-legit career, just waiting for him. Just playing frat parties alone ought to rake in a whole mess of cash.
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#3 06-09-2004 01:49 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
Damn that is uncanny!
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#4 06-09-2004 03:59 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
LOL!!! HE IS BEAVIS!!!!!
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#5 06-10-2004 05:13 PM
Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
First thing I thought of was Mars Attacks!
"A conservative is a statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a liberal, who wishes to replace them with others." - Ambrose Bierce
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#6 06-10-2004 05:20 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
Rare non-profile shot of Beavis... The similarities are striking.
Poor Petey Peacock baked a pepper pie; put it in the oven and it blew SKY-HIGH!
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#7 06-10-2004 08:22 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
Damn! HAHAHA!
He would need some hair bleach and maybe a nose job to make his nostrils bigger, but he really does look like Beavis! lol
I would pay him $20 just to see him pull the back of his shirt over his head and say "I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
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#8 06-10-2004 10:27 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
VWVancouver wrote:
jeez, that picture is just about as bad as the larvae boob pic :shock:
Shhh, mustn't have them posting that shit again.. :Puke:
And I distinguish between "maniacs" and "crazy people"- A Maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo; A Crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time. -George Carlin
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#9 10-30-2004 03:54 PM
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Re: breaking news...beavis caught !
Butthead lives!!!!
OCTOBER 27--A Florida man has been charged with attempting to run over controversial Republican congresswoman Katherine Harris with his Cadillac. According to the below Sarasota Police Department report, Barry Seltzer, 46, told cops that he was simply exercising his "political expression" when he drove his car at Harris and several supporters, who were campaigning last night at a Sarasota intersection.
I'm religious right and would be happy to vote for dems if they weren't a bunch of baby'killin-tree'huggin-homo'humpin-no'plan'havin-grab'my'cash-united'nations'suckin-terrorist'appeasin-pussies -- JIMP
I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober
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